DOG-struction

Well...this week I have come to learn that the 'D' in destroy stands for DOG.

We present Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:


And by far the most detrimental, Exhibit C:


Some of you are probably wondering why my parents would continue to shove this chewed up pacifier in my mouth...well, it is the one I was given at the hospital when I was first born and to this day the only one I will take.

I assure you, however, it was sterilized.