Blayne Danger Miller
Age: 8 mo.
Height: 27 inches
Weight: 20 lbs
Occupation: Assistant General Contractor
Alias: Blayna, Bomba, Tooters, Lele
Risk: High
Profile: Blayne has been seen riding forward in a baby seat at a mere 8 months old, and in a golf cart at that. She does meet the weight requirement but has another 4 months before she is not putting herself and others in danger. She has also been caught crawling around the house and doing things that her mother has clearly told her not to do. She recently pulled up on the front french doors and fell. It was the first bloodshed for the risk taker and caused her mother and father grief as well as physical injury to herself. She has a contusion above her right eye and a bruise on her chin (click on the picture to enlarge and get a better view). This incident does not seem to be slowing her down, so approach with caution.
Beware- She has no fear and is highly dangerous.
NOTE: Please don't worry, Blayne does not ride forward in the car, just occasionally in the golf cart at a maximum of 10 mph.
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