Newsflash: Parenting not so tough after all

Parenting 101: Teach your little one independence first and as quickly as two months you'll be amazed at how well she can support herself! Here, Blayne proves that at a mere 9 weeks she is able to not only extract her mother's milk, but also put it in a bottle, warm it up and miraculously feed it to herself!

In just a few short weeks, you too can be sitting watching TV having a glass of wine while your infant takes care of herself! Just send $19.99 to the Miller residence and we'll send you everything you need to get your little bundle of joy independent in no time.

Note: (If this is daddy's idea of parenting, then this is momma's idea of working ;-)