Hallo-WHAT?

I do what with the bag? Collect stuff I can't eat? That seems wrong...I heard there are costumes involved...surely the bag is a costume, no? That at least makes more sense than a collector of useless items- let' see

Yes, this will do...I am a chef, or a bag lady or perhaps just a jumping baby with a big head in the middle of a rain forest, yes- that's original. Mom has brought up the slight complication of traveling from house to house in my jumperoo...oh well, we had a good run; have to think of something else...